Kodiak Maniac

Nebraska

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health!
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Magnum Eagle

Ridgecrest, Ca

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Kodiak Maniac,
Outstanding!!!!!!!
Thanks,
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snake oil

usa

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Even the great "Snake oil" agrees! WAhoooooooooooooo
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2_Late_I_Won

Moore Oklahoma

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BWAHAHAHAH
Classic
 
"WOOOHOOOO IM HAPPIER N' A TORNADA N' A TRAILER PARK"
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Swampy Joe

El Dorado,Ark

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2_Late_I_Won wrote: BWAHAHAHAH
Classic
It is classic because it it has been told before with Kerry being on the sticker and Al Gore before him.
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zkt

Kinsley Ks, USA

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Hahahaha that's great!

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