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pual0101

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Posted: 09/19/08 09:26am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Yuck!!


During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)


An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!


In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.


HAVE A GREAT DAY......and wash your damn hands!


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Read this, at work, while eating lunch.... YUM!!!


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pual0101

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haha my bad

YOURADHERE

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This one....

pual0101 wrote:


In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)






Worries me...


ETA: I wonder how many people indirectly touch MY penis?




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Just think each time you shake that guys hand he may have touched something you don't care to.


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pual0101 wrote:

haha my bad


It's all good man. I was able to keep it down...

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pual0101 wrote:

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.


Thanks to my husband, I think I reach this quota on a near daily basis............

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Lady Hollywood wrote:

pual0101 wrote:

haha my bad


It's all good man. I was able to keep it down...




Your lunch right?

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KLJ700 wrote:

Your lunch right?


LOL yes, my lunch...

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That pool sounds like it is attended by "The Man"! He like nasty $hit!




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